Jan 02nd 2012You know, for the longest time, I was wondering what the hell the eagle was doing on a show called Return of the Condor Heroes. Then, at the moment of watching this video (a few minutes ago) I realized:
THE EAGLE IS THE CONDOR
Lol what the hell, man.
Ignoring the fact that a condor is a New World bird, CONDORS DO NOT LOOK LIKE EAGLES.
P.S. I totally need to make a GIF out of the first ten seconds of this video.
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It seems los limones and las limas can be interchangeable in some countries
Somebody used limonada for something full of limes rather than lemons, so while checking out Wikipedia for limonada, I happened upon la limonada de León, which actually leads to (not even redirecting to) Matar judíos. I didn’t even notice the name (still thinking it was limonada León) when I was reading it until I got to “los reinos cristianos de judíos” and I went like, “Huh. Wait a minute. Huh?”
I went back to the title.
Doesn’t that mean…?
Yeah. It does.
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westborobaptistchurchgangordie:jewishes:1felony:
God bless America
HI HATERS, HAVEN’T YOU DUMB MOTHER FUCKERS EVER HEARD OF TOMATO PIE? WHAT DO YOU THINK TOMATOS ARE? IT SURE LOOKS LIKE A VEGETABLE TO ME. BYE HATERS.
One more giant step in the war against obesity
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They're defending themselves somehow
- Hostess: Why don't you have a sandwich?
- Some Guy: I don't eat bread or cheese.
- Hostess: Why not?
- Some Guy: I don't eat processed food.
- Me: [somewhat sarcastically] So, you're just going to eat the deli meats and the potato salad, then?
- Some Guy: [unsarcastically] Yes.
- Then, I shit you not, he took out a packet of honey from his pocket for his tea.
- Guess what, guy, if you want to avoid "processed food" you are gonna have to go to the flower for that sweet, sweet nectar... but holy crap flowers process chemicals and photons into sugar!
- YOU MUST GO STRAIGHT TO THE ORIGINAL SOURCE.
- YOU MUST VISIT THE SUN WARRIORS
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dramatization;maynothavehappened
- Me: Do you have your resume or CV?
- Person: Which country are you from?
- Me: [ru4srs] ...Here [the U.S.].
- Person: Oh, most people from here don't use "CV".
- Me: Oh, okay. How about a "CU," i.e., later.
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This is one of those times when I really need to know the backstory behind something.
(Source: peachypuke, via fuckyeahgifs--)
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He’s a shirt.woot now??
Okay this guy runs under this same party every time and says the same thing, so why exactly is he getting this kind of attention this time around — besides SNL, or is it because of it? When he comes on the TV I just ignore him or tune out if it’s about him. Did he say something particularly crazy? I mean, more crazy than usual.
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Well, I don’t care when former hackers work as security advisors…
NO
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What the freakin’ fudge is goin’ on
Holy crap, I ordered a hard drive from NewEgg.com on President’s Day, the 15th, and it arrived yesterday. YESTERDAY. ON THE SIXTEENTH. WITH FREE SHIPPING. I didn’t even have to time to prepare! I was like, HOLY SHIT WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON DID I JUST MISS AN ENTIRE DAY OF MY LIFE THIS IS RUDE
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