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If you follow this blog, you will finally achieve true and lasting happiness

Did it burn off your ugly and short stature as well

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tumblrisforlulz: newjerseykeepmybones: westborobaptistchurchgangordie:jewishes:1felony: God bless America HI HATERS, HAVEN’T YOU DUMB MOTHER FUCKERS EVER HEARD OF TOMATO PIE? WHAT DO YOU THINK TOMATOS ARE? IT SURE LOOKS LIKE A VEGETABLE TO ME. BYE HATERS. One more giant step in the war against obesity

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God bless America

HI HATERS, HAVEN’T YOU DUMB MOTHER FUCKERS EVER HEARD OF TOMATO PIE? WHAT DO YOU THINK TOMATOS ARE? IT SURE LOOKS LIKE A VEGETABLE TO ME. BYE HATERS.

One more giant step in the war against obesity

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They're defending themselves somehow

  • Hostess: Why don't you have a sandwich?
  • Some Guy: I don't eat bread or cheese.
  • Hostess: Why not?
  • Some Guy: I don't eat processed food.
  • Me: [somewhat sarcastically] So, you're just going to eat the deli meats and the potato salad, then?
  • Some Guy: [unsarcastically] Yes.
  • Then, I shit you not, he took out a packet of honey from his pocket for his tea.
  • Guess what, guy, if you want to avoid "processed food" you are gonna have to go to the flower for that sweet, sweet nectar... but holy crap flowers process chemicals and photons into sugar!
  • YOU MUST GO STRAIGHT TO THE ORIGINAL SOURCE.
  • YOU MUST VISIT THE SUN WARRIORS

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