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WAT
Edit: Okay, apparently they are both on Avex label, which makes it slightly less random, but suddenly makes me laugh aloud, “Lol Howie Dorough is on Avex??”
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Omg sessha oro hitokiri battousai sagara sanosuke gatling gun!!!!!!!!!!!!
*FLAILS*
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Haha even non-human mothers will dump off their child for as long as possible after that initial warm glowing warming glow of newborn warming glowingness passes.
“And I will personally kill the Time Child, and eat his entrails on my tummy!”
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This is oddly spellbinding.
And I’m not talking about her jiggling boobies.
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Anyway, don’t you want to know why I started revisiting my TVB drama viewing history? Of course you do.
Teresa Cheung sings the theme songs to both the Return of the Condor Heroes series in 1983, and Bottled Passion in 2011. Her voice has pickled nicely for perpetuity.
P.S. Bottled Passion is so good! It’s weepy and melodramatic (as opposed to super weepy and totally melodramatic, aka K-dramas) and Niki Chow’s character and acting kind of sucks and I still don’t give a fuck. They are telling a well-constructed, well-plotted story and the characters aren’t acting OOC, and you can tell, as opposed to some shows I shan’t mention*.
*Heroes
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You know, for the longest time, I was wondering what the hell the eagle was doing on a show called Return of the Condor Heroes. Then, at the moment of watching this video (a few minutes ago) I realized:
THE EAGLE IS THE CONDOR
Lol what the hell, man.
Ignoring the fact that a condor is a New World bird, CONDORS DO NOT LOOK LIKE EAGLES.
P.S. I totally need to make a GIF out of the first ten seconds of this video.
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Forever and always the best part of this cruddy movie: Xavier’s and Magneto’s romance.
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