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I want to see more Teddy Roosevelts and less Franklin Roosevelts!
(Source: molemaninthemorning, via )
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aqua-vita asked:Do you have any pictures from Bi-Mon-Sci-fi-Con?
Be there… and be square.
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…Let’s go see mom
Lisa: There’s nothing to eat for breakfast.
Homer: You gotta improvise, Lisa: cloves, Tom Collins mix, frozen pie crust —
Lisa: Maybe mom just doesn’t realize we missed her. We could go down to the casino and let her know…
Homer: Oh, come on, Lisa, there’s no reason to…
(Source: eyeonspringfield)
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Lisa: So what prize did you end up getting?
Bart: Moustache comb. What’d you get?
Lisa: Fake moustache. Wanna comb it?
I was just randomly thinking of this scene, so I searched for it and this came up. Oh, classic Simpsons…
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Classic.
It’s probably the wrong spelling in this case, but it’s my preferred spelling.
MCGONAGLE! It’s what I say in my fist-shaking rage when I don’t feel like saying “Damn you!”
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Mexican Milhouse :3
“¡Qué malo! Once again I must sugar my own churro.”
On a more educational note, churros are derived from youtiao(!)

Mmmm, ghosts fried in oil
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