Jan 28th 2012
Submitted by nessastooshort
If you follow this blog, you will finally achieve true and lasting happiness
Did it burn off your ugly and short stature as well
(Source: youjustinspiredme)
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westborobaptistchurchgangordie:jewishes:1felony:
God bless America
HI HATERS, HAVEN’T YOU DUMB MOTHER FUCKERS EVER HEARD OF TOMATO PIE? WHAT DO YOU THINK TOMATOS ARE? IT SURE LOOKS LIKE A VEGETABLE TO ME. BYE HATERS.
One more giant step in the war against obesity
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Ooh, they have Internet on computers now
Oh dude.
I was trying to read something I thought was Spanish, with terrible and consistent spelling mistakes, when suddenly I realized it was Portuguese.
Smh =A=
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One of these people is a graduate of literary studies (And it ain't me)
- Vicente: ...War of the Worlds... Who wrote that?
- Vincent: Ray Bradbury, I think.
- Me: No... he wrote Fahrenheit 451.
- Vicente: Oh yeah? [in response to him]
- Me: No, he wrote Fahrenheit 451.
- Vincent: Oh, that's right.
- Vicente: I think it was Orson Welles.
- Me: No, he just read it [on the radio].
- Vincent: I think so. [responding to him]
- Me: No, he just read it.
- Everybody: [Silence]
- Me: H.G. Wells.
- V & V: Oh yeah! That's right! [Or other random words of agreement signifying agreement]
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Whatever
Uhhhhhhhhhhh if you’d intended a gif for “private viewing,” WHY RELEASE IT TO THE INTERNET??? It’s like saying you want privacy and getting cavity searched.
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