“A sister then, or a cousin. Of course, you’re going to have to kiss.”
[Narrator] Guess who liked that idea?
OH.

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I want to see more Teddy Roosevelts and less Franklin Roosevelts!
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This looks like an album cover for Hall & Oates, if they were better looking and Korean.
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aqua-vita asked:Do you have any pictures from Bi-Mon-Sci-fi-Con?
Be there… and be square.
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…Let’s go see mom
Lisa: There’s nothing to eat for breakfast.
Homer: You gotta improvise, Lisa: cloves, Tom Collins mix, frozen pie crust —
Lisa: Maybe mom just doesn’t realize we missed her. We could go down to the casino and let her know…
Homer: Oh, come on, Lisa, there’s no reason to…
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Lisa: So what prize did you end up getting?
Bart: Moustache comb. What’d you get?
Lisa: Fake moustache. Wanna comb it?
I was just randomly thinking of this scene, so I searched for it and this came up. Oh, classic Simpsons…
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