Dec 17th 2011
…Let’s go see mom
Lisa: There’s nothing to eat for breakfast.
Homer: You gotta improvise, Lisa: cloves, Tom Collins mix, frozen pie crust —
Lisa: Maybe mom just doesn’t realize we missed her. We could go down to the casino and let her know…
Homer: Oh, come on, Lisa, there’s no reason to…
(Source: eyeonspringfield)
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Negative, bossy meat creature!
- Leela: I'm going to remind Fry of his humanity the way only a woman can.
- Professor Farnsworth: You're going to do his laundry?
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Lisa: So what prize did you end up getting?
Bart: Moustache comb. What’d you get?
Lisa: Fake moustache. Wanna comb it?
I was just randomly thinking of this scene, so I searched for it and this came up. Oh, classic Simpsons…
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I say Boobs McGee all the time
- Sue: Little bird told me that someone spent her summer vacation getting a brand-new set of melons, even though you know I have a very strict no-plastics policy in Cheerios. Care to comment?
- Santana: I jus -
- Sue: What would possess a person your age to get a boob job? You don't even know what your body's gonna look like. It's an insult to nature and completely distracting. I can't take my eyes off them; I'm actually talking to them right now.
- Santana: I wanted people to notice me more. I don't get what the big deal is.
- Sue: Well, the big deal is that a person who has to pump her nonnies full of gravy to feel good about herself clearly doesn't have the self-esteem to be my head cheerleader.
- Santana: [Zuh?]
- Sue: Quinn will replace you.
- Santana: What the - wh -
- Sue: Oh, and Boobs McGee? You're demoted to the bottom of the pyramid. So when it collapses, your exploding sand bags will protect the squad from injury. Now take your juicy, vine-ripened chest fruit and get the hell out of my office.
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Mexican Milhouse :3
“¡Qué malo! Once again I must sugar my own churro.”
On a more educational note, churros are derived from youtiao(!)
Mmmm, ghosts fried in oil
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The first gay president of the United States
- Will: Look, nobody got hurt. It was a harmless prank!
- Sue: That's what they said about a young man in Chicago in 1871, who thought he'd play a harmless prank on the dairy cow of one Mrs. O'Leary. He successfully ignited its flatulence, and a city burned, William. That young terrorist went on to become the first gay president of the United States, Abraham Lincoln.
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Please realize that because vampires are dead and have no blood pumping through them, they can never get an erection. Enjoy fantasizing about that.
Sincerely, Logic.”
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Katara: Or, (Zuko steps back as Katara’s head pops into screen) I know. You could bring my mother back.
(She hits Zuko shoulder with hers as she walks past. Zuko looks back sadly.)Avatar: The Last Airbender 3x16: The Southern Raiders
(via kataraandzuko)
I like Katara here.
Because it looks like she has a personality.
Oh and Zuko’s first expression in comparison to her’s makes me lololololcopter
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From the documentary Boy I Am
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(via nakan)
All the ways you wish you could be, that’s me. I look like you wanna look, I fuck like you wanna fuck, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
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