Satan i gatan

tumblrisforlulz:

newjerseykeepmybones:

westborobaptistchurchgangordie:jewishes:1felony:

God bless America

HI HATERS, HAVEN’T YOU DUMB MOTHER FUCKERS EVER HEARD OF TOMATO PIE? WHAT DO YOU THINK TOMATOS ARE? IT SURE LOOKS LIKE A VEGETABLE TO ME. BYE HATERS.

One more giant step in the war against obesity

theamericankid:

TIL ಠ_ಠ

Brb adding this to my Goodreads

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ohfuckyeahmemes:

http://ohfuckyeahmemes.com/

http://nearlyeverythingisshit.tumblr.com

Haha wut

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Forever my fave

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litmajorlemur:

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I hate it when Oprah’s sticker is on the cover, too

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HOW IRONIC, SOMEONE USED IRONIC IN THIS VERY SENSE ON MY DASH BEFORE I SAW THIS HURDUR

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dailylolpic:

OWNED.

fyeahenglishmajorarmadillo:

[Picture: Background — a six piece pie style colour split, alternating black and grey. Foreground — a picture of an armadillo. Top text: “’How is Jane Eyre sad?’” Bottom text: “Reader, I slapped him around the face.”]

Trolololololalala

I’m still giggling about it

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fyeahhistorymajorheraldicbeast:

http://alarminglyalannah.tumblr.com

What are you talking about, that special about Homo sapiens & Homo neanderthalensis baby mama drama of soap operatic proportions totally was history

mermaid:

God, what an asshole

A+

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