omg can we just appreciate these tributes outfits
like district 1 are vegas dancers
and district 2 thinks they’re in gladiator
and district 3 is something out of a lady gaga video
district 4, well, it could be worse
case in point, see district 5
what the fuck district 6
district 7 and their origami
i’m so sorry district 8
is the boy tribute from 9 supposed to be a dalek or
HOWDY Y’ALL FROM DISTRICT 10
wow really creative for 11
BOW DOWN TO DISTRICT 12, BITCHES
this is basically my favourite post
It’s their faces
that make it
(via craibea)
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my mom’s argument against piracy is “well what if you wrote a book and one person bought it and then hundreds of people got to read it for free and you didn’t make any money!”
MOTHER YOU HAVE JUST DESCRIBED
LIBRARIES
(via lindseycathryn)
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You know, for the longest time, I was wondering what the hell the eagle was doing on a show called Return of the Condor Heroes. Then, at the moment of watching this video (a few minutes ago) I realized:
THE EAGLE IS THE CONDOR
Lol what the hell, man.
Ignoring the fact that a condor is a New World bird, CONDORS DO NOT LOOK LIKE EAGLES.
P.S. I totally need to make a GIF out of the first ten seconds of this video.
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“A sister then, or a cousin. Of course, you’re going to have to kiss.”
[Narrator] Guess who liked that idea?
OH.

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Annalisse had one, and I was like
“Ooh. Well. This looks fun.”
That was really boring. To even things out, let’s have a gif.
Lol omg
Jekyll Jekyll Hyde Jekyll Hyde Hyde Jekyll
Jekyll Jekyll Hyde Jekyll Hyde
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Heh.
On Poupee Girl, I think I love reselling Lipstick 011, more so than for the PROFIT!, but because of the messages I get from users asking me if I can lower my price.
The first girl wrote in English, but I highly suspect it was translated from Japanese, using an online translator. Select quote:
It buys it within July.
Lol, sorry, but all I can think of is, “It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.”
Second girl (or boy! Ya never know) wrote completely in Japanese, because she doesn’t speak English (at least, that is what I’m guessing because Google translated it as “Speak English, so sorry”). I wrote back in a way that hopefully a translator engine wouldn’t completely mangle my words, if she was using one. Our communication ended after nine messages so I assume all was good.
I recently got a third message… in romaji. Which is… sort of weird, though I can’t say I’m surprised, because that pretty much completes the gamut of possible written communication in Japanese on Pupe: Engrish, actual Japanese, and Japanese romaji.
hloo!
anatagaimahurimadeuxtuteiru
kutibeni011gahosiidesu
mousukosinedannwosagetekuremasennka?
onegaisimasu!
Okay… I pretty much get she wants “kutibeni” 011, pretty please, and I think there’s “mou sukoshi” sneaking in there, but I seriously don’t know how to parse the rest of the lines to make it any more intelligible for me. What is that French mixed up in there? (And I just figured it out RIGHT NOW “hurima” is “furima”.)
I responded to her in English asking her to reply in English or to use Japanese script (so you know, I at least have a better chance of translating it). I got another message from her in romaji again — BUT WITH SPACES THIS TIME — that she doesn’t know English, something about romaji, and 500R “ok desuka”? No. No ok desuka.
The average selling price for this FAKE!LIPSTICK is over 12,000R for some reason; I sell it for less than that, but only because I buy it even cheaper from impatient users who want to GET RID OF IT NAO, or whatever their reasoning, and I get a tidy profit :) But 500R? HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH NO
LOOK AT IT. JUST LOOK AT IT. THIS FAKE-ASS LIPSTICK IS WORTH MORE PIXEL CURRENCY THAN YOUR ASS IN THE REAL WORLD. FOR THAT PRICE I’D WANT IT MADE OF UNICORN TEARS AND GOD’S SPERMATOZOA & OVA.
I translated, “I do not accept negotiations,” into romaji and also added, “nihongo wakaranai,” and “gomen nasai,” to show I’m not completely made of lead, just mostly.
I just got another message from another user:
And sorry!! algorithmsexchange’d lipstick 11 so R is can you?
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UGH I love this part, XD
click for source
Oh my god I am so glad this was made into a gif. SO GLAD.
I didn’t know John Woo directed this episode
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The only Lost spoilers I read (referenced here) for this season are for the next episode.
OMGOMGOMGOMG so excited
Still, I stopped reading spoilers after that. No way, no how. I really want to be in it not knowing where I’m going. I saw spoilers for the series finale and I DID NOT CLICK ON THEM. I AM SO PROUD
LOL AT THE WIKIPEDIA PAGE AFTER THE EPISODE ENDED (DO NOT SCROLL OR CLICK TO ENLARGE, YOU WILL BE SPOILED)

SRSLY I HOPE YOU DID NOT SCROLL TOO FAST AND MISS MY PREVIOUS MESSAGE THIS IS A SPOILER SON
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