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Submitted by thekaycho
Why does tumblr love photos of Dippin’ Dots so fuckin’ much
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westborobaptistchurchgangordie:jewishes:1felony:
God bless America
HI HATERS, HAVEN’T YOU DUMB MOTHER FUCKERS EVER HEARD OF TOMATO PIE? WHAT DO YOU THINK TOMATOS ARE? IT SURE LOOKS LIKE A VEGETABLE TO ME. BYE HATERS.
One more giant step in the war against obesity
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15 Foods I Couldn’t Live Without by horrible-rainbow on polyvore.com
Namely:
Cheese (Dairy)
Scallion pancakes
Bitter melon
Turnip cake
Super nachos
Fries with ketchup & mayo
Pasta with tomato sauce
Gim aka dried seaweed sheets (with rice)
Nong Shim ramyun
Spinach
Jambalaya
Fage 2% Greek yogurt
Nectarines
Nutella
Red velvet cake
Honorable mention:
Tomatoes, considering they are featured not once, not twice, but thrice
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Rofl is it totally sad or awesome that I knew what this gif depicted when I looked at just one frame?
(via fyeahfriendsgifs)
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They're defending themselves somehow
- Hostess: Why don't you have a sandwich?
- Some Guy: I don't eat bread or cheese.
- Hostess: Why not?
- Some Guy: I don't eat processed food.
- Me: [somewhat sarcastically] So, you're just going to eat the deli meats and the potato salad, then?
- Some Guy: [unsarcastically] Yes.
- Then, I shit you not, he took out a packet of honey from his pocket for his tea.
- Guess what, guy, if you want to avoid "processed food" you are gonna have to go to the flower for that sweet, sweet nectar... but holy crap flowers process chemicals and photons into sugar!
- YOU MUST GO STRAIGHT TO THE ORIGINAL SOURCE.
- YOU MUST VISIT THE SUN WARRIORS
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Mukai Osamu
I’m not gonna lie, this is kinda hot…;)
That food is dangerously close to… the things…
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Submitted by xpsycho
WHAT
WHAT
THERE’S MILO ICE CREAM???!?!?!??! HORLICKS AND OVALTINE YOU NEED TO GET ON THISWHAT
(Source: changyy.me)
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Andy’s Decadent Italian Baked Ziti. With fresh mozzarella, sour cream & imported provolone it’s quite possibly the best ziti ever.
jizzing
i just came
FUCK YOU
I JUST SHOWERED
(Source: foodfuckery, via ogregano)
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…Let’s go see mom
Lisa: There’s nothing to eat for breakfast.
Homer: You gotta improvise, Lisa: cloves, Tom Collins mix, frozen pie crust —
Lisa: Maybe mom just doesn’t realize we missed her. We could go down to the casino and let her know…
Homer: Oh, come on, Lisa, there’s no reason to…
(Source: eyeonspringfield)
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I’ve been craving pancakes for the past few weeks.
(Source: deliciousdelicacies, via littlepatchofheaven)
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