December 2010
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Because if Santa and the Holiday… Armadillo… are ever in the same room for too long, the Universe will implode.
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
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Huh?
Here’s what I don’t get. Say the dashboard says I have 9,494,573,362 followers. When I manually count the number of followers in http://www.tumblr.com/followers, I count 9,494,573,269.
I DON’T GET IT.
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Mua hahahhaahha
Mua hahahaha
YES
YES
YES
I SOLD TWO KUCHIBENI 011 IN LESS THAN 24 HOURS
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I say Boobs McGee all the time
Sue: Little bird told me that someone spent her summer vacation getting a brand-new set of melons, even though you know I have a very strict no-plastics policy in Cheerios. Care to comment?
Santana: I jus -
Sue: What would possess a person your age to get a boob job? You don't even know what your body's gonna look like. It's an insult to nature and completely distracting. I can't take my eyes off them; I'm actually talking to them right now.
Santana: I wanted people to notice me more. I don't get what the big deal is.
Sue: Well, the big deal is that a person who has to pump her nonnies full of gravy to feel good about herself clearly doesn't have the self-esteem to be my head cheerleader.
Santana: [Zuh?]
Sue: Quinn will replace you.
Santana: What the - wh -
Sue: Oh, and Boobs McGee? You're demoted to the bottom of the pyramid. So when it collapses, your exploding sand bags will protect the squad from injury. Now take your juicy, vine-ripened chest fruit and get the hell out of my office.
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