I'm kind of in love with this tumblr theme
I’m kind of in love with this tumblr theme, I think even more so than the Vertigo theme. I decided to change from that because, like, everybody had it. Not literally, but it felt like it. I happily clicked on links that ostensibly led me to believe was my site, which was a major mindfuck until I noticed the content was different. And because I don’t really click around on tumblr,...
…And then Buffy staked Edward. The end.
There's a hawk in my chicken →
It came inside the restaurant to avenge his flying brethren, but he was too chicken so he flew the coop. Yeah, that was pretty bad.
All Singing, All Dancing
Marge: We got the popcorn! Did you get "Waiting to Exhale"?
Homer: They put us on the "Waiting to Exhale" waiting list, but they said "don't hold your breath."
Boy flushes puppy down toilet. SPOILERS: He’s okay! The boy, that is. Oh, and the puppy.
Homer: Purple Rain!
Little Richard: Shut up!
Homer: [excitedly] Michael Jackson told me to shut up!
Vending Machines Too Weird to Be Fake
Vending Machines Too Weird to Be Fake (via addthis)